It's Cold On Mars 

• John Green: What do I know about the p--
• Hank Green: It's cold.
• John: Is it cold on Mars?
• Hank: It's cold on Mars.
• John: Really?
• Hank: It's cold on Mars
• John: Really?
• Hank: It's cold on Mars
• John: Are you positive?
• Hank: ...
• John: The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
• Hank: ... It's cold on Mars. Sorry
• John: Even in August?
• Hank: It's cold
• John: Right at the equator?
• Hank: It's cold
• John: Right at the Martian equator?
• Hank: It's cold
• John: 'Cause it's further from Earth; is that why?
• Hank: Yes- It's further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
• John: Wait, you're telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you'll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
• Hank: You're bad at being a nerd...